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hifiguy

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« on: November 24, 2006, 08:17:13 PM »
In a post over in Dreaming on the headless bass thread a picture was posted of a grievously decapitated, exceedingly beautiful Alembic and I instinctively referred to the bass with a female pronoun. I didn't realize it until I read the posted message.  
 
I have thought of Alembics as feminine since the first time I played one.  Every other bass I have played in the last 34 years has struck me as genderless or masculine.  Alembics, like ships, are always she. Why is that my impression?
 
At the risk of opening up a can of worms, here's my take.  A bit of reflection led to the conclusion that Alembics embody strengths traditionally viewed as feminine.  They are more expressive, they are more connected to and in touch with the essences of music than other basses.  Alembics' style of communication with their partner is open and honest.  They are outwardly beautiful, which is important, but it is the inner beauty (the depth of their sound, the playing feel) which only adds to their immediate appeal.
 
Alembics must be approached with confidence and respect in order to get a favorable response, especially when one is first entering into the relationship.  They make you clean up your act (technically speaking) and make you better without changing your core musical personality.
 
Is it because two of the company's three guiding lights are women?  Does it matter?  Probably not.  I am probably wandering down the road of silliness with this entire concept.
 
But this remains true: There are Alembics and there is everything else.

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« Reply #1 on: November 25, 2006, 12:31:34 AM »
I like your references there. I do consider all my guitars to be feminine actually including non alembics. Guitars have always had a kind of voluptious womanly waistline so that helps to make them feel womanly. I guess that developed practically for playing when seated. In fact I actually have female names for a some of my guitars. (That was an idea I picked up from BB King and the story of his Lucille).
 
There was a thread about this a while ago and it seems many here also have female names for their basses.
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kungfusheriff

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« Reply #2 on: November 25, 2006, 08:59:48 AM »
Guitars are women. Amplifiers are men, Joe Walsh.

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« Reply #3 on: November 25, 2006, 10:17:59 AM »
nuff said!

olieoliver

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« Reply #4 on: November 25, 2006, 10:40:13 AM »
I?d agree with Joe on that. Makes sense too, I?ll let you play though my amp but you?d better bring your own axe.
 If you want to play football with brother, no problem. But my wife.......I don't think so.

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« Reply #5 on: November 25, 2006, 10:52:51 AM »
Yeah my bass is like my woman she sits on my lap only!.........& Only I get to insert my Plug into her thus turning Her On!

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« Reply #6 on: November 25, 2006, 10:59:20 AM »
Keavin:
 
At the risk of appearing a little un-PC, I have to comment that, unlike a woman, you can turn your Alembic off.  Actually, I guess you can turn a woman off too, but with an Alembic you can choose the time, place, and circumstances!
 
Bill, tgo

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« Reply #7 on: November 25, 2006, 11:11:31 AM »
I know, I've been married for almost 15 yrs now

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« Reply #8 on: November 25, 2006, 11:43:23 AM »
It's a guitar or bass. respect? it's not living. I just found it funny you said :
Alembics must be approached with confidence and respect in order to get a favorable response, especially when one is first entering into the relationship. Their musical instruments, not gods. I think some poeple take things too far. Their merely possessions. Theres more important in life my friend. I finnaly realized that last night. There for instead of  worrying about buying expensive instruments, I'm going to build myself a warmoth P-bass and just be happy. Life is too short. Play the music.

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« Reply #9 on: November 25, 2006, 12:47:17 PM »
Bill, un-PC, does that mean you're using a Mac.
 
(Message edited by olieoliver on November 25, 2006)

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« Reply #10 on: November 25, 2006, 01:01:39 PM »
Jordan, I'm pretty sure most of us are aware of what is really important in life. While we do appreciate a superb instrument I don't think, (for most here), that we worship our instruments as gods. There is only one God as far as I'm concerned.
 We do kid around a lot but we're just having fun.
I do hope that just because you don't play an Alembic you do keep your membership with this forum. I think you'll find that the cats here are a lot of fun to chat with and there is a ton of knowledge available here.
 
Keeping the 1st commandment, Olie

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« Reply #11 on: November 25, 2006, 01:09:17 PM »
Olie,
Yeah its cool,but lately ive been thinking about this, and it doesn't make sense to me to waste time concerning myself with expensive custom basses. Im just going to play now and not worry about it.

hifiguy

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« Reply #12 on: November 25, 2006, 01:19:38 PM »
My point, JSaylor was that you can't really approach an Alembic with the same playing technique and touch that one brings to mass market instruments.  You have to know what you're doing and listen to how the instrument responds to how you play it. I waxed rather poetic, albeit rather elliptically and unclearly.  
 
And there are many musical instruments I would approach with exactly the same respect (in the sense that I have it for a person): any decent sized pipe organ, any  master-built scoustic stringed instrument (i.e., a Stradivarius, Amati or Guarnerius), a Bosendorfer Imperial Concert Grand Piano to list but a few.  These are instruments which are strongly imbued with not merely the craftsmanship, but the the character and soul of their creators.
 
A great instrument teaches the player about him or her self because it presents a broader potential scope of discovery.  Good friends have exactly the same effect.

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« Reply #13 on: November 25, 2006, 01:25:02 PM »
Hifiguy,
I see what your saying. I read it wrong I guess. When I first read it, to me it sounded like you were  almost worsiping it. I should have read it twice! For the record, I still like Alembics, but I'm nolonger going to think man, I wish I had an Alembic or I wish my bass sounded like an Alembic

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« Reply #14 on: November 25, 2006, 04:46:26 PM »
Jordan,
It doesn't have to be your quest in life- it certainly wasn't mine.  I admired Alembic instruments for a looooong time, but as a teacher, husband and father, never thought I would be in a position to own one.  I was happy sitting on the forum and absorbing information.
 
Recently I found myself in a position where I actually had the cash necessary to get an Alembic- I bought a used Rogue from another forum member.  I'm not at all sorry that I spent what I spent to get it.  I sold a few of my other basses to help offset the cost and I'm heaps happier with this one than I was with the other 3 that I sold.  Great deal for me...  
 
I'd say hang around for awhile- build that Warmoth P-bass and have fun- but never say never~