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Topic: How About a Humor Thread? (Read 76448 times)
pauldo
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What chaos . . . ?
Re: How About a Humor Thread?
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Reply #645 on:
December 28, 2025, 04:02:32 PM »
My goodness,
Laughed a little too hard at a couple of those!
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cozmik_cowboy
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Re: How About a Humor Thread?
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Reply #646 on:
December 28, 2025, 10:03:13 PM »
In a room behind a Starbucks......
Peter
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"Is not Hypnocracy no other than the aspiration to discover the meaning of Hypnocracy? Have you heard the one about the yellow dog yet?"
St. Dilbert
"If I could explain it in prose, I wouldn't have had to write the song."
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cozmik_cowboy
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Reply #647 on:
December 29, 2025, 09:31:39 AM »
Cue Lily von Schtüpp - "It's twue, it's twue!
Peter
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"Is not Hypnocracy no other than the aspiration to discover the meaning of Hypnocracy? Have you heard the one about the yellow dog yet?"
St. Dilbert
"If I could explain it in prose, I wouldn't have had to write the song."
Robt. Hunter
cozmik_cowboy
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Re: How About a Humor Thread?
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Reply #648 on:
December 29, 2025, 09:40:16 AM »
My little brother right there. Or my 2nd son. Or his 2nd son.........
Peter
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"Is not Hypnocracy no other than the aspiration to discover the meaning of Hypnocracy? Have you heard the one about the yellow dog yet?"
St. Dilbert
"If I could explain it in prose, I wouldn't have had to write the song."
Robt. Hunter
cozmik_cowboy
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Re: How About a Humor Thread?
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Reply #649 on:
December 30, 2025, 09:21:44 AM »
Why did I never think of that???
Peter
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"Is not Hypnocracy no other than the aspiration to discover the meaning of Hypnocracy? Have you heard the one about the yellow dog yet?"
St. Dilbert
"If I could explain it in prose, I wouldn't have had to write the song."
Robt. Hunter
lbpesq
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Re: How About a Humor Thread?
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Reply #650 on:
December 30, 2025, 10:07:53 AM »
An honest parent.
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cozmik_cowboy
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Re: How About a Humor Thread?
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Reply #651 on:
January 01, 2026, 10:11:31 AM »
Well, only one of mine is a bass....
Peter
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"Is not Hypnocracy no other than the aspiration to discover the meaning of Hypnocracy? Have you heard the one about the yellow dog yet?"
St. Dilbert
"If I could explain it in prose, I wouldn't have had to write the song."
Robt. Hunter
cozmik_cowboy
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Posts: 7693
Re: How About a Humor Thread?
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Reply #652 on:
January 03, 2026, 09:03:53 PM »
Guitar porn for those who think it makes sense to pay extra for them to pre-damage your new guitar........
Peter
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"Is not Hypnocracy no other than the aspiration to discover the meaning of Hypnocracy? Have you heard the one about the yellow dog yet?"
St. Dilbert
"If I could explain it in prose, I wouldn't have had to write the song."
Robt. Hunter
jazzyvee
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Bass, Guitar, Preamps.
Re: How About a Humor Thread?
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Reply #653 on:
January 04, 2026, 01:36:35 AM »
Guitar Guitar is one of our main city guitar shops.🫣
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edwardofhuncote
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Re: How About a Humor Thread?
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Reply #654 on:
January 04, 2026, 07:41:49 AM »
Just something I saw one time at a festival... I followed the wire to the source. I should have gone to other end to meet the person who thought the drop inlet was a good idea for a connection spot. Meh. I probably knew 'em anyway. 🙄
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cozmik_cowboy
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Re: How About a Humor Thread?
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January 04, 2026, 09:24:10 AM »
Except the one I want - $350 new in '83 - is about $3K now......
Peter (who add that, of course, he doesn't text)
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"Is not Hypnocracy no other than the aspiration to discover the meaning of Hypnocracy? Have you heard the one about the yellow dog yet?"
St. Dilbert
"If I could explain it in prose, I wouldn't have had to write the song."
Robt. Hunter
garyhead
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Anything Worth Doing Is Worth Overdoing!
Re: How About a Humor Thread?
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Reply #656 on:
January 05, 2026, 05:03:44 AM »
This is pretty funny....$300.00 or a Used T-Shirt!
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cozmik_cowboy
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Re: How About a Humor Thread?
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Reply #657 on:
January 06, 2026, 08:52:50 AM »
Speaking as the soundman.......
Peter
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"Is not Hypnocracy no other than the aspiration to discover the meaning of Hypnocracy? Have you heard the one about the yellow dog yet?"
St. Dilbert
"If I could explain it in prose, I wouldn't have had to write the song."
Robt. Hunter
cozmik_cowboy
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Re: How About a Humor Thread?
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Reply #658 on:
January 06, 2026, 08:53:44 AM »
Fat city!
Peter
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"Is not Hypnocracy no other than the aspiration to discover the meaning of Hypnocracy? Have you heard the one about the yellow dog yet?"
St. Dilbert
"If I could explain it in prose, I wouldn't have had to write the song."
Robt. Hunter
jazzyvee
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Bass, Guitar, Preamps.
Re: How About a Humor Thread?
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Reply #659 on:
January 07, 2026, 03:51:04 PM »
It had to come.
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