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DistillaMatto

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Re: How About a Humor Thread?
« Reply #615 on: December 13, 2025, 05:03:23 PM »
Quote from: cozmik_cowboy on December 12, 2025, 09:24:29 PM
The sign at the coffee shop said "No wi-fi.  Pretend you're in 1975."
So I paid 10¢ for my coffee and lit a cigarette.

Peter
Right on!
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fclef6

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Re: How About a Humor Thread?
« Reply #616 on: December 14, 2025, 02:43:55 PM »
Ho ho ho
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Re: How About a Humor Thread?
« Reply #617 on: December 15, 2025, 06:38:07 PM »
Music for the holidaze!

Bill, tgo
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Re: How About a Humor Thread?
« Reply #618 on: December 15, 2025, 08:32:07 PM »
p90's!
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cozmik_cowboy

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Re: How About a Humor Thread?
« Reply #619 on: December 15, 2025, 09:44:17 PM »
I used to use an acoustic mower when i was young & whole.

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"Is not Hypnocracy no other than the aspiration to discover the meaning of Hypnocracy?  Have you heard the one about the yellow dog yet?"
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Re: How About a Humor Thread?
« Reply #620 on: December 16, 2025, 02:38:24 PM »
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Re: How About a Humor Thread?
« Reply #621 on: December 16, 2025, 03:54:14 PM »
Quote from: rv_bass on December 16, 2025, 02:38:24 PM
https://theonion.com/congress-allocates-500-million-for-development-of-funk-1819579171/


Coupled with the tight horn section allotment this sounds like a bi-partisan recipe to make america groove again.
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cozmik_cowboy

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Re: How About a Humor Thread?
« Reply #622 on: December 17, 2025, 08:58:45 AM »
Yesterday I was buying a Winter Solstice gift for Senior Management, $6.10 from a $20, and the girl at the register actually pulled out her stupidphone to calculate the change.
And got it wrong.
And the correct amount was on the screen of the register.........

Peter
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"Is not Hypnocracy no other than the aspiration to discover the meaning of Hypnocracy?  Have you heard the one about the yellow dog yet?"
St. Dilbert

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Re: How About a Humor Thread?
« Reply #623 on: December 17, 2025, 09:04:25 AM »
The answer, my friend......

Peter
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Re: How About a Humor Thread?
« Reply #624 on: December 17, 2025, 09:07:10 AM »
Rosin up this!

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"Is not Hypnocracy no other than the aspiration to discover the meaning of Hypnocracy?  Have you heard the one about the yellow dog yet?"
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Re: How About a Humor Thread?
« Reply #625 on: December 17, 2025, 09:12:51 AM »
Related...
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Re: How About a Humor Thread?
« Reply #626 on: December 17, 2025, 08:40:15 PM »
Yeah, take me there! 

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"Is not Hypnocracy no other than the aspiration to discover the meaning of Hypnocracy?  Have you heard the one about the yellow dog yet?"
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Re: How About a Humor Thread?
« Reply #627 on: December 18, 2025, 08:28:28 AM »
So that's what happened.......

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"Is not Hypnocracy no other than the aspiration to discover the meaning of Hypnocracy?  Have you heard the one about the yellow dog yet?"
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Re: How About a Humor Thread?
« Reply #628 on: December 18, 2025, 05:49:45 PM »
The Truth About Commas:
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Re: How About a Humor Thread?
« Reply #629 on: December 19, 2025, 02:48:50 AM »
That, was, very, funny.   😂
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