Stephen-
It was indeed funny, but I was also saying to myself while reading it, "Is this as funny as I think it is, or am I glossing over something that would make me even more of an insensitive jerk? Damned handsome, but still insensitive." I too worry about the power consumption of the line, and will shut things down if I leave because of that worry. I am terrified, irrationally maybe, also that if the amp's circuit or its resistors are damaged, so firing it up will go beyond nuking the little Teutonic terror, but also eat bass electronics, albeit passive ones.
That's why Bill's suggestion to separate the instrument from the amp was a great one, and everyone cautioning me to just walk away from a disposable amp, or to invest as little money and effort as possible to test it are right is probably right to solve the problem, and leave the bastidge to be investigated later. It's probably time to pull out my old AH300, and invest in a pair of cans with a metric buttload of resistance (I think the manual specifies 60 Ohms, but I'd have to check); that is probably most convenient at this point, having reviewed the advice presented in this thread.
And hey, being a Trace Elliot, I could get some black light posters for my bedroom, possibly some essential oils, some potent potables at the ready, and playing could be more "dynamic" than through my old blackbox of tinny doom, and it'll be like high school/college. After I check with my wife. I think the only thing I have to remind myself of is that I will be extra careful/mindful to maintain a mayhem-free lifestyle by not plugging the headphones into the effects send jack or the power amp output jack. That will be a major inflammatory problem, and I would totally be the guy to do that. I feel like I should probably audition to be Spinal Tap's next drummer, sometimes.
Thanks again, you guys! And if the Behringer is indeed toast...if I remove the speaker and the backing, and I have a cat hutch/scratching post ready to go. Not a total loss! Peace to you, and have a great weekend.
Cheers,
Zut