Author Topic: Band Math (Read 430 times)

hydrargyrum · « **on:** May 23, 2013, 10:49:21 AM »

:-)

stout71 · « **Reply #1 on:** May 23, 2013, 11:32:05 AM »

Don't forget the keyboardist. Man + Keys = (Whatever is worse than) Man.

5a_quilt_top · « **Reply #2 on:** May 23, 2013, 11:42:55 AM »

Hilarious and 99% of the time I'd agree.

However, the other night the contemporary country project I'm currently playing in with three 20-somethings (I'm *gasp* 52) played for a rather large crowd, including several attractive 20-something women, two of whom sought me out to chat me up after.

At that moment, life was pretty durn good.

As the song goes: I may not be a good as I once was, but I'm as good once as I ever was.

5a_quilt_top · « **Reply #3 on:** May 23, 2013, 12:04:18 PM »

Or, you could dramatically improve your chances with a simple substitution:

stout71 · « **Reply #4 on:** May 23, 2013, 12:06:42 PM »

Ha! That last one sounds good in theory, but in practice you'd just end up going home with a bunch of other bassists.

5a_quilt_top · « **Reply #5 on:** May 23, 2013, 12:18:54 PM »

But they could be FEMALE bassists...

Think positively and see subject of earlier Tramp Stamp thread for an excellent example...

Bradley Young · « **Reply #6 on:** May 23, 2013, 03:02:30 PM »

One woman, many basses for this dude.

jazzyvee · « **Reply #7 on:** May 23, 2013, 05:37:13 PM »

or.......... maybe it's more like this.
Jazzyvee

5a_quilt_top · « **Reply #8 on:** May 24, 2013, 10:23:55 AM »

...til the one gits jealous of the many.

Then y'all gots a lil' ol' problem on yer hands.

;-)

terryc · « **Reply #9 on:** May 29, 2013, 07:47:16 AM »

Women...I got dumped by my girlfriend 6 weeks ago after 13 years of loyalty to her for a guy who is a compulsive gambler and was declared insolvent 2 years ago..work than one out!

lbpesq · « **Reply #10 on:** May 29, 2013, 04:16:30 PM »

13 years of loyalty? Is that a euphemism for not married? My wife and I married 18 months after we met. I considered it quick, while she was wondering what took me so long!

As a wise man once told me:

1. It is important to find a woman who cooks and cleans.

2. It is important to find a woman who is a bright and interesting conversationalist.

3. It is important to find a woman who is passionate and loving in bed.

4. It is important that these three women never meet.

hehehehe

Bill, tgo

cozmik_cowboy · « **Reply #11 on:** May 29, 2013, 08:24:32 PM »

Got you beat, Bill; 18 weeks - coming up on 30 years ago in August. Had 9 years of loyalty with the one before her, then discovered she defined monogamy as the guy doesn't sleep around, if you get my drift.

Peter

terryc · « **Reply #12 on:** May 29, 2013, 10:58:57 PM »

Listen guys if I want commitment I will sign myself into a lunatic asylum!
Anyway..I was told by her ex husband(to which we are good buddies) I am best rid!

richbass939 · « **Reply #13 on:** May 30, 2013, 08:31:56 PM »

Maybe not the most extreme math for my wife and me:

3 years from the time we met to the wedding
25 years and 2 days of marriage, so far
2 great kids
40 musical instruments (quite a few basses in there)
1 fortunate guy,

In all the ways that really matter, I'm
Rich

cozmik_cowboy · « **Reply #14 on:** May 30, 2013, 09:22:59 PM »

I dunno, Terry; 13 years kinda sounds like commitment to me. And if he's such a good bud, why didn't tell you this 13 years ago?

Peter