Author Topic: Hell hath no fury . . . (Read 725 times)

karl · « **on:** August 23, 2006, 03:06:33 AM »

OK, it's not an Alembic, but I reckon we can sneak it in here as being quite obviously Alembic-inspired.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/BASS-GUITAR-SUPERNATURAL-JAYDEE-JAY-DEE-JD_W0QQitemZ320020220878QQihZ011QQcategoryZ4713QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

But the real reason I put this here - read the seller's rant - that's one unhappy bunny. There's a warning to us all!

K.

FC Bass · « **Reply #1 on:** August 23, 2006, 03:14:49 AM »

...Don't mess with Senior Management

adriaan · « **Reply #2 on:** August 23, 2006, 03:19:08 AM »

From the tone of the comments, she's middle management.

FC Bass · « **Reply #3 on:** August 23, 2006, 03:23:55 AM »

I don't think she will be managing bass players anymore:
0.99P NO RESERVE POSTAGE ONLY
[AS I DON\T WANT ANOTHER ******* BASS PLAYER NEAR MY ******* HOUSE THANK U VERY MUCH!]

(Message edited by fc_spoiler on August 23, 2006)

lbpesq · « **Reply #4 on:** August 23, 2006, 07:48:25 AM »

GREAT READ!!!! This started my day off with a giggle, for sure. And don't overlook the questions and answers. Most entertainment on eBay ... ever!

Bill, tgo

FC Bass · « **Reply #5 on:** August 23, 2006, 07:57:58 AM »

Another great quote:
BUT AS I AM NOW THE UNLUCKY OWNER OF THIS
LUMP OF ******* TIMBER THING!
THAT [IN MY HUMBLIST OPINION]
SHOULD HAVE REMAINED A TREE!

bumhucker · « **Reply #6 on:** August 23, 2006, 08:02:31 AM »

wow. sounds like she's describing a drummer though...

(i kid...)

southpaw · « **Reply #7 on:** August 23, 2006, 08:47:43 AM »

Rule number one: if your wife throws you out, take your basses with you!!

57basstra · « **Reply #8 on:** August 23, 2006, 09:14:01 AM »

That is the 'Whippets Dinkle.

57basstra · « **Reply #9 on:** August 23, 2006, 09:16:50 AM »

Oh yeah, and the same as played by the legendary Mark Kink!

alembic_doctor · « **Reply #10 on:** August 23, 2006, 09:23:31 AM »

is he from the not so Legendary band Level 69

kmh364 · « **Reply #11 on:** August 23, 2006, 09:27:36 AM »

F*n brilliant, mates! That made my day.

bsee · « **Reply #12 on:** August 23, 2006, 09:32:56 AM »

Maybe a fun read, but I'd never bid on it. Who wants to deal with a seller like that? If she stuck to being pissed at her ex and was less rude to those asking questions, it might become interesting to a buyer. I say she because, in the internet world, who knows if this is reality or just an angle to make a sale.

2400wattman · « **Reply #13 on:** August 23, 2006, 09:44:11 AM »

I got her Dinkle hangin'!

2400wattman · « **Reply #14 on:** August 23, 2006, 09:45:06 AM »

She probably looks like Andy Capp's wife!