Author Topic: Hell hath no fury . . . (Read 727 times)

alembic_doctor · « **Reply #15 on:** August 23, 2006, 09:45:38 AM »

Not that I advocate it, but it may be no wonder this guy cheated on his wife.

bigideas · « **Reply #16 on:** August 23, 2006, 11:03:17 AM »

hey now, no bashing Flo. she's put up with Andy for a long time.

jazzyvee · « **Reply #17 on:** August 23, 2006, 11:24:52 AM »

I'm inclined to think it's a story to get an interest in the bass.

However if it sells. Why not. Sex is used to sell many things and so is a scandalous story true or false.

Jazzyvee

bigredbass · « **Reply #18 on:** August 23, 2006, 06:04:35 PM »

That is absolutely priceless. Roman Conqueror, Pt. 2.

I'd be afraid to bid on that f****** plank, too.

Stanley Clunk and Marcus Mumbler, u f****** bass anorak ! ! (Read the questions at the bottom!!)

I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. This listing was the whippet's dinkle ! !

J o e y

FC Bass · « **Reply #19 on:** August 23, 2006, 06:10:16 PM »

Somebody is not laughing... But hey, maybe his new girlfriend has a huge Alembic collection...

jacko · « **Reply #20 on:** August 24, 2006, 08:04:33 AM »

It's being discussed on the Bassworld forum. The consensus is that it's a shared profile and the guy has made up the story to get some interest. It'll be interesting to see how much it goes for.

graeme

57basstra · « **Reply #21 on:** August 24, 2006, 08:54:04 AM »

Then that is certainly not the 'Whippets Dinkle and I am sure Mark Kink would be appalled!

precarius · « **Reply #22 on:** August 24, 2006, 03:02:47 PM »

Whippets Dinkle? Maybe I'm losing something in the translation, but why would I want a bass that is comparable to a dog's genetalia? Does it only come out of it's gig bag when it is excited? I'd probably come home and catch it humping my Alembic!

lbpesq · « **Reply #23 on:** August 24, 2006, 03:42:13 PM »

It starts as a short scale, but as you start playing it and the music gets hotter it .... on second thought, never mind!

By the way, I hope everyone notices that she is talking about bass players, NOT guitarists! nyuk, nyuk!

Bill, tgo

FC Bass · « **Reply #24 on:** August 24, 2006, 03:59:58 PM »

Would you be brave enough to pick it up yourself?

If you check the sellers feedback the sxxtload of bxxxt clothes would suggest a woman... 'She' also seems to sell 'her' son's 'unwanted' toys
Joke or not, I still think it's funny.

FC Bass · « **Reply #25 on:** August 24, 2006, 04:07:00 PM »

If this is for real, you might end up with a bass which has xxx xxxxxx! xxxx xxxxxx xxx xxxx xxxxx! xxx xxxxx xxx xxxxxx!!! scrached all over it...

keith_h · « **Reply #26 on:** August 24, 2006, 04:11:53 PM »

But if you look she also bought Nirvana - The Bass Collection Book on August,17th. Can you say Troll.

Keith

FC Bass · « **Reply #27 on:** August 24, 2006, 04:25:07 PM »

Another quote:
I AM SELLING IT TO PAY OFF SOME OF HIS DEBT
ON ACCOUNT HE COULD NEVA PAY HIS ******* CREDIT!

It would be possible he ordered it on her account...

Lets send in the Myth busters! -LOL-

u14steelgtr · « **Reply #28 on:** August 24, 2006, 04:44:14 PM »

This seems to be the only item which she is using this markting trick with.

A Juvenile Delinquent bass and bass player.

At least with a drummer you can tell them to beat-it!

bigredbass · « **Reply #29 on:** August 24, 2006, 06:19:03 PM »

OK, first one of you who'll name his COTM 'The Whippet's Dinkle' . . . . be even better if it's one of those Stanley Clunk models.

J o e y