Redecorating? No problem, that table your having dinner on could be your next Ax ;D
https://youtu.be/Pay1Tja4nxQ?si=P4gFnp8A4bUFpy5B
That thing would look so funny to pull out on stage...someone should get one to Les Claypool and see what he could do with it; not to mention he'd look hilarious playing it...
If anyone could pull it off it would be Les.