I know the feeling, John; when I married my wife I had a fu manchu moustache. One day her mother walked in the door & exclaimed You cut the ends off your moustache! My wife looked shocked - When did you do that? About 2 weeks ago I answered.
but to get back to the thread, there's something wrong with your gig pictures. I've been watching recent posts by others closely, & I think you're supposed to have a cute girl on stage, aren't you?
Peter