Mr. Zep:
First of all, you do realize that Bill, tgo stands for Bill, the guitar one?
I've never heard about the Bulgarian prison guards, though I have heard: What do you call a guitar player who breaks up with his girlfriend? Homeless
And I've heard that all bass players were sour-faced except for Paul McCartney!
Your story about opening the fridge reminds me of the instructions that came with the Pignose amp I bought new while in college. It was suggested that the player should have a friend open and close Pignose while the player plays for a cool effect! Groovy, huh?
Are you considering coming down? You might want to wait until September for the official gathering - we usually get at least two dozen players and instruments, but you're certainly welcome this Sunday. And if you leave anything behind, I can return it as I'll be driving through Eugene on my way to Seattle for Hempfest in a couple of weeks.
Bill, tgo