Um, ok.
It's been interesting to read about both the so-called road worn instruments as well as the ones made out of used woods. My favorite was the bass made out of the Opry's floor. Cool stuff!
As for my own Epic, I've been gigging with it since '96 and, aside from a recent fling with a Squier (laugh it up, fuzzball!), it's been my go to baby. But I don't baby it. There's buckle rash, some pick scrapes, and nice gouge in the neck pickup where my thumb has dug a healthy groove. Doesn't bother me one bit. It adds character. Plus, that's what a hammer is for! Cheers, J