"it was a dark and stormy night" - snoopy reference perhaps?
Graeme
While Snoopy did, indeed, use the line for all his novels, it is not his. It was the first line of Edward Bulwer-Lytton's 1830 novel
Paul Clifford, and is widely acknowledged as the gold standard of bad opening lines.
"Doesn't seem that bad", you say?
Well, maybe not - if he hadn't gone on; the whole sentence is:
"It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents - except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene lies), rattlingalong the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that struggled against the darkness."
Peter (who knows way too much about weird crap, and now notes Mr. Johnson's status as a nice guy, interesting story-teller, and at least Mr. Berlin's equal as a cable-clutcher, so as to dehijack)