Ken
Congratulations on the bass (even if you don't have it yet), and congratulations to senior management! Can't wait to see pictures of Erin-Oromion posted!And I don't know about penguins in bondage, its the Balrogs under the Interstate that bother me; that's at least 10 steps up from trolls under bridges and makes alligators in the sewers look like, well, alligators in the sewers (I've had a long day...I think I'll go and lie down....)
All the best
Shaun
ps Ken,is your Languages of Middle Earth book still available? I've got an Introduction to Elvish, but would be interested to find more stuff (although most of it is probably on the net now anyway).