I feel for you Patrick! It seems to me that you have only 3 choices, 1) Check yourself into a hospital & have them put you in a medically induced coma until your Alembic arrives, 2) Get on a plane immediately & fly to Santa Rosa, stop by Wal Mart & buy you a one man tent (there's not much room on the lawn at the factory for a large tent!) & camp out at the Mothership so you can visit your baby every day until it is finished, or 3) Accept the fact that there is only one real cure for this affliction & that the nightmares will continue until you hear the knock on the door by the UPS driver! A word of advice - once you get the news from the Mothership that the water has broke & your baby is on the way, resist the urge to use the magic 18 digit key to consult the gods of Brown to try to ascertain the aproximate location of the object of your desire, for they will lure you into a false sense of security with many Arrival & Departure notations assuring you that your package is getting closer to you. Then on the final day, they will speak the words you have longed to hear, yet they will increase the affects of your affliction a hundred fold, the evil Out For Delivery! These are Medusa words & if you read them, you turn to stone! Your life becomes a Matrix movie & everything around you freezes! You will want to run up & down the streets searching in vain for the blessed Brown Truck, but you can't because you have been turned to stone & your Matrix world is frozen in time. The 8-10 hour delivery window becomes an eternity & yours will undoubtedly be the last delivery of the day for your driver! I know these things to be true because I too suffered from AAAS in February & I foolishly looked into the mind of the Brown gods & received the dredded OFD message which rendered me completely useless at work! I had to take a half day vacation to go home & wait for the knock on my door! Thankfully my bass arrived at 2:30, not 5:30 like most of my UPS packages! But then I had to wait an hour & a half for my wife to come home & video tape me opening the box! I know none of this really helps your condition, but I will say that when your instrument does arrive, all of the anguish you are feeling right now will be well worth it!!! Just like a mother forgets the pain of childbirth the instant she holds her baby in her arms, you will be completely cured of AAAS the instant you open the case! Good luck & I hope the time passes quickly for you!