Bill, TGO: Be careful, all that grappling during Festivus could wreck havoc on the coffee table book/table? LOL!
I know: Vandelay could make the book (A LATEX protective cover should do nicely, LOL!), J. Peterman could market it in their catalogue, and one of Jerry's hot model girlfriends could hawk the thing in comercials, LOL!
Wow, some of US watch way too much TV (guilty as charged! LOL!)