Once you've been 'Alembic'd', a few random thoughts:
--Going in music stores gets REALLY boring. 'What the hell am I looking at basses for', they all just seem so . . . . lacking.
--You will try LOTS of different strings, because now you can really, really hear the difference. You'll even tell when you get a crummy set of the strings you always use. This seems weird for quite a while . . . .
--Stanley Clarke gets every bass offered or given to him, but always keeps his Alembics around. Now you'll know why.
--You'll feel guilty buying cheap cables. You'll hear them. This seems weird as well . . .
--You'll get to read Jimmy Johnson's posts and learn to say 'HAH', evidently some expression employed by the mightily gifted . . . then you find yourself tracking down Holdsworth and James Taylor CD's and being dumbstruck by the guy's taste, tone, and technique. One of our favorites and one monster player, who ONLY plays Alembics. How many guys have a Series Two five-string for a 'practice guitar'? ? ? ?
--You will learn that Susan, Mary, and Mica make the World Go Round, and that Ron invented a lot of it.
--Endure cracks about 'coffee table' or 'boutique' basses from clowns that appear to have used their crusty, rusty Precision as a fence post or ash tray. You'll find he also works the Bass Desk at your local Guitar Center . . .
--At gigs, you will get the occasional glaze-eyed, excited bass guy who KNOWS what you're playing and is thrilled as he's 'never seen one in person'. Trust me, this is a good thing. Let him play it a little if he's well-behaved and relatively sober and not wearing a lot of metal bits . . . .
--Get blank looks when your friend who bought a (fill-in-this-blank with Ken Smith, Sadowsky, Fodera, MTD, etc.) sees what YOU bought, and finds out as well that it was custom built just for you. Of course, you do your best to be civilized and say, 'Wow, that's nice . . . . '
Try not to look smug.
--It rides in the car, never in the trunk. You'll never again EVEN think about throwing your bass in its case on top of the subs in the band van.
--You'll be nervous about leaving it on the stand between sets, even though you REALLY dig glancing up at the stage and admiring it.
--It will dawn on you: I may sell a few or all of those 6 Fenders, maybe the Tobias, but I'm NEVER getting rid of this thing !
ALL of this has happened to me. This never happened with Yamahas or Peaveys . . . .
J o e y