Bracheen, it is rare that I laugh aloud from something I read online, but you accomplished the task. I'll show you the cab that I am working with...and you will see why I chose 'working with' rather than 'playing through'...
I am in the process of a damage claim with an unnamed shipping company as this item was structurally perfect before shipment. Anyways (deja vu?), here it is:
I was not a happy guy when I opened that box. I opened it just AFTER carrying it up to my 3rd floor apartment alone. The package was 97 pounds, I am 150. My arms hurt for 2 days, and I still haven't seen a penny in the nearly 2 months (!) that I have had this thing sitting here. As long as I get my money back, I will have no complaints, but it has been TOO long.
... Still waiting (Talking Heads, anyone?)....
Adam