Okay, I'm sold - gold Schaller strap locks it is. I've tried them every way imaginable, and I get it now. I refuse to think of them as a safety net, but they are an added level of caution, albeit a passive one. They look nice too, and maybe I can use this same strap on my custom fretless. (one day!)
Totally unanticipated bonus - I wouldn't have thought the extra 1/4 of offset created by the upper horn straplock would matter, but there is a *definite* difference in the balance of my slightly neck-heavy Persuader. It wears naturally about 10-4 now, versus 9-3 without.
Thanks for the pointers fellas... I love this place! =) I'm off to find some blue loctite.