Speaking of Duke?s stories: On a beautiful wedding party I was playing some years ago at a paradisiac beach setting (private, VERY rich wedding party at Margarita Island, one of the treasures of the Caribbean), with a very nice sounding PA, me being part of a nice show that was hired for the event... I had to perform the most ridiculous on-stage dance with a Duke bass: Right feet over the monitor, very hard-rock style, to act as a fence against one drunken crowd member who was trying to sneak under the boom arm of my microphone stand to get to the singer?s spot. Right arm?s elbow (while playing, thank you very much) poking another guy who was desperately trying to reach MY microphone to sing chorus. Kramer Duke bass?s tip or nonexistent head used as a spear (with a nicely rhythmic movement according to a nice 70s funk/disco set) against the ribs of ANOTHER drunk guy, who claimed loudly to be a cousin of the groom, and who intended to tell everyone aloud how proud he was of his cousin (amidst our set, mind you) through the singer?s microphone... only that her microphone was a HEADSET MIC!. So there I was, trying to fend my singer from being inadvertantly harassed by a drunk partygoer, and to guard my microphone from some other spontaneous at the party, and from whatever that might happen with the one who was trying to sneak under my microphone?s boom stand. All of this while playing, singing background vocals, and making a little move with the music. Yes, the Duke was quite useful then, and I thanked all divinities for not having my Alembic with me right there
Fortunately, after the show we were offered with such a nice banquet, that it was speedily forgiven... but certainly not forgotten