Adriaan,
Basically the dude was trashing ebay and the scammers there after apparently having been ripped off a few times. The content and tone of the ad was absurd and sarcastic to the point of qualifying as a borderline autistic rant, and is basically impossible to duplicate accurately. He was serously frothing at the mouth. It's too bad it's gone, as the listing's removal seems to validate some of his gripes... plus it was funny as heck.