Hi Jim,
I didn't realise that a)I become a member after 50 posts,and b)I'm only 2 away.Or one after this.So now I'm getting really excited at the prospect.I don't know what to expect but maybe Mica and the guys monitor everybody's posts and when you get to 50....
...Hi Simon,It's.....(Insert name of senior ranking Alembic person)..calling to welcome you as a member.Can I have your home address,we've got a Series 2 to send you......Excuse me?......No,we do it all the time to welcome new members.....Aw,you're welcome!.So,what address do we send it to?......
Whaddya reckon Jim?,anybody said anything to you about it?.

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Sincerely,without a snowball's chance in Hell,
Simon.