Cornelius:
I find my non-locking Alembic tuners to work very well, other than not locking. I am having locking tuners put on my in-progress custom Further. Nevertheless, I certainly wouldn't describe the standard Gotohs Alembic uses as ridiculous. My all-time favorite tuners, however, are the old Kluson Deluxe type on my '61 Strat. These have the hollow shaft. You just make a 90 degree angle about 1/2 from the end of the string and stick the end down the middle of the shaft. No end to cut and then puncture your finger with. A wonderful common sense design that seems to have dropped off the face of the earth.
Bill, tgo