I've read all of the posts so far on this topic, and I have to tell everyone that yes, it indeed is not a good thing when an informed Alembic dealer is not nearby.
Here in the DC area, Chuck Levine's Washington Music Center is the only store I've found that has any Alembics in stock. I've gone there, and actually found an Orion that had a loose (I mean wiggling loose) toggle switch. The way I see it, Alembics aren't the typical Guitar Center Fender (e.g., it has action way too high, the strings are about a hundred years old, it has fingerprints all over it, etc.). They are handcrafted instruments above and beyond most, if not all, mass produced instruments. To treat them like the average Fender, Gibson, Musicman, etc., is, IMHO doing both them and the craftsmen who created them a great disservice, as well as the serious customer who wants to take one for a test drive.
As far as Bass Central goes, there is a reason they are an Alembic dealer. I bought my Spyder through them, and I have to say they treated me right. Beaver and crew are the greatest. How do I know? I inquired about Bartolini Pickups for my '87 Thunderbird (yeah, I know, not Alembic, but I do like the Bartolinis in this application), and they went the extra mile to actually call Bartolini and get me what I was looking for. Try finding that dedication at Guitar Center. That kind of let's get the customer what he/she wants attitude is similar to what the good folks at Alembic do. No wonder Bass Central is an Alembic dealer.
Anyway, buying my Spyder through them was painless, the communication was excellent, and the instrument exceeded every expectation I had by a long shot. Beaver even threw in some instructional videos (I'm not a great slapper/popper) for free (BTW, Beaver is a phenomenal player). One would most likely never get that kind of consideration with Fender, Gibson, Guitar Center, etc.
Anyway, if you want to buy an Alembic, Bass Central is most definitely a dealer to consider. And yes, I did it all over the internet, sight unseen, never touching the instrument until it arrived at my door. Trust is a good thing!
Alan