Well... I just feel like being obtuse. I rather like it.
A maple top on mahogany body checks two of my favorite boxes, and the P activator is monstrous by itself. There's a lot of allure in a nice, simple Volume/Filter setup too. I do think it's a bit overpriced for what you get but I would absolutely love to have one. Particularly if it were medium-scale.
If they came down a few bills, and I had a need in the world for a 6th Alembic... well, this could easily be my huckleberry.