Yeah, I had a similar reaction, Brian. The hell it can't. 🤣
Just to complete the pitch, there ain't much finer than a short-scale Martin. I'm sitting on the porch playing my 00-18 Custom Shop this very evening, staring down the barrel of 56, having been born to this crazy world in June of 1969. Shoot... we hadn't even faked the moon landing yet. 🙄🏳
*I don't know how it is market-wise on the West Coast, (Bill TGO?) but that guitar wouldn't last a week at that price in Virginia. We'd list it at a minimum of $2500 in the store. In the local Craigslist, I'd make a polite offer of $2k and go a little more.