A former GF was the hot-stuff pianist in the home town, and as such was hired to play one year for the Miss Southeastern Ohio Pageant. I went to the rehearsal as her page turner (a role I often filled), but the President of the Zanesville Jaycees (who ran the thing) told her to leave me home henceforward, as it seems my bearded, hair-to-the-waist, faded-tie-dye, ratty elephant-bells-sporting, chain-smoking self did not present the wholesome image they wanted to project while parading underaged girls like cattle in bathing suits.
But I did get to meet his brother, whom he'd dragooned into playing drums - Russ Kunkle.
And my recently-retired dentist is the brother of Frankie Sullivan, lead guitar for Survivor.
Peter