Author Topic: How About a Humor Thread?  (Read 20052 times)

DistillaMatto

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Re: How About a Humor Thread?
« Reply #510 on: September 25, 2025, 12:41:22 AM »
Neo-modern weight relief......

Peter
Yikes. I hope they like it enough to keep for the rest of their life.

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Re: How About a Humor Thread?
« Reply #511 on: September 25, 2025, 08:40:58 AM »
Should never have left.

Peter
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Re: How About a Humor Thread?
« Reply #512 on: September 25, 2025, 03:16:19 PM »
Well would you believe it?!
The sound of Alembic is medicine for the soul!
http://www.alembic.com/info/fc_ktwins.html

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Re: How About a Humor Thread?
« Reply #513 on: September 25, 2025, 08:26:02 PM »
seems right...the pawnshop I'm at had a Les Paul almost as bad; someone had routed out most of the mahogany body and replaced it with 3 pieces of mystery wood and a ton of filler, then resprayed the back; just horror...

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Re: How About a Humor Thread?
« Reply #514 on: September 26, 2025, 08:54:52 AM »
The Cozmik one, a former roadie, will appreciate this.

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Re: How About a Humor Thread?
« Reply #515 on: September 26, 2025, 09:26:28 AM »
The Cozmik one, a former roadie, will appreciate this.


Indeed!  But in my case it was 2 of those - in flight cases - and a piano (not an electronic keyboard, a piano), plus, of course, 4-way PA, and 2 amp racks.  The stairs were the fire escapes at 2 2nd-floor venues.
Yeah, currently recovering from my 4th spine surgery.......


Peter (who left out the other band that played those places, and had a B-3 & 2 Leslies in flight cases)
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St. Dilbert

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Re: How About a Humor Thread?
« Reply #516 on: September 26, 2025, 10:12:16 AM »
Or not......

Peter (who's getting really pissed - they promised him flashbacks; where are they????)
"Is not Hypnocracy no other than the aspiration to discover the meaning of Hypnocracy?  Have you heard the one about the yellow dog yet?"
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Re: How About a Humor Thread?
« Reply #517 on: September 26, 2025, 10:23:01 AM »
Well, not really humorous - but still funny.....

Peter
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St. Dilbert

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Re: How About a Humor Thread?
« Reply #518 on: September 26, 2025, 06:04:04 PM »
I do try to eat farm-to-table - but those farmers can be hard to catch!

Peter
"Is not Hypnocracy no other than the aspiration to discover the meaning of Hypnocracy?  Have you heard the one about the yellow dog yet?"
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Re: How About a Humor Thread?
« Reply #519 on: September 27, 2025, 04:39:52 AM »
But it's still the only Christmas movie I'll watch (and have, repeatedly).

Peter
"Is not Hypnocracy no other than the aspiration to discover the meaning of Hypnocracy?  Have you heard the one about the yellow dog yet?"
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Re: How About a Humor Thread?
« Reply #520 on: September 27, 2025, 04:54:02 AM »
To be fair, I did work for a bass who changed his once......
(Well, had me change them, anyway.)


Peter
"Is not Hypnocracy no other than the aspiration to discover the meaning of Hypnocracy?  Have you heard the one about the yellow dog yet?"
St. Dilbert

"If I could explain it in prose, i wouldn't have had to write the song."
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Re: How About a Humor Thread?
« Reply #521 on: September 27, 2025, 07:51:32 PM »
Fake Math?

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Re: How About a Humor Thread?
« Reply #522 on: September 28, 2025, 08:45:01 AM »
From my son the drummer. 

Peter (who will add that the youngster has far too much taste to listen to those guys.....)
"Is not Hypnocracy no other than the aspiration to discover the meaning of Hypnocracy?  Have you heard the one about the yellow dog yet?"
St. Dilbert

"If I could explain it in prose, i wouldn't have had to write the song."
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DistillaMatto

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Re: How About a Humor Thread?
« Reply #523 on: September 29, 2025, 06:59:12 AM »
From my son the drummer. 

Peter (who will add that the youngster has far too much taste to listen to those guys.....)
Ouch. But funny.

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Re: How About a Humor Thread?
« Reply #524 on: September 29, 2025, 07:58:53 AM »
From my son the drummer. 

Peter (who will add that the youngster has far too much taste to listen to those guys.....)

I did point out to him that they may just be paying tribute to pre-1985 Rick Allen.......

Peter
"Is not Hypnocracy no other than the aspiration to discover the meaning of Hypnocracy?  Have you heard the one about the yellow dog yet?"
St. Dilbert

"If I could explain it in prose, i wouldn't have had to write the song."
Robt. Hunter