Author Topic: How About a Humor Thread?  (Read 20179 times)

lbpesq

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Re: How About a Humor Thread?
« Reply #480 on: September 10, 2025, 06:03:25 PM »
New isn’t always better.

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Re: How About a Humor Thread?
« Reply #481 on: September 11, 2025, 09:34:50 AM »
I've asked many people what LGBTQ stands for, but no one will give me a straight answer.

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Re: How About a Humor Thread?
« Reply #482 on: September 11, 2025, 09:37:22 AM »
Not quite true; I'd never cut my hair that short!

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Re: How About a Humor Thread?
« Reply #483 on: September 13, 2025, 05:45:49 AM »
Must be a sound guy. :-)
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Re: How About a Humor Thread?
« Reply #484 on: September 13, 2025, 08:50:21 AM »
Must be a sound guy. :-)

Pardon my beg to differment, but no sound guy has ever asked for "more 'me' in the monitors" - and if we think the mains need more bass & reverb, we just put it there!
Now ask me how many hundreds of times I've gotten those and similar requests from the talent (despite their being behind the mains.......).

Peter (who will now pay you back for that comment by making your monitor feed back all night; who has the power??  Mhahhahaha!)
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Re: How About a Humor Thread?
« Reply #485 on: September 14, 2025, 10:35:02 AM »
And that would be so much better than most of the hold noise I'm subjected to.......

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Re: How About a Humor Thread?
« Reply #486 on: September 15, 2025, 10:20:48 AM »
I'm sure we could find others......

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Re: How About a Humor Thread?
« Reply #487 on: September 16, 2025, 08:08:42 AM »
Peter
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Re: How About a Humor Thread?
« Reply #488 on: September 16, 2025, 08:20:09 AM »
Writing this because we can't post sans text.......


Peter
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Re: How About a Humor Thread?
« Reply #489 on: September 16, 2025, 09:11:38 AM »
I’ll take Rose-Marie to block!

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Re: How About a Humor Thread?
« Reply #490 on: September 16, 2025, 09:56:51 AM »
I’ll take Rose-Marie to block!
Yeah - we definitely need a "Like" button!

Peter (who is shocked - shocked! - to find he and Bill agree on something.......  ;D )
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Re: How About a Humor Thread?
« Reply #491 on: September 17, 2025, 09:17:35 AM »
The fact that I actually love all three doesn't make it any less funny......

Peter
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Re: How About a Humor Thread?
« Reply #492 on: September 17, 2025, 03:18:58 PM »
At least it hasn't affected Alembic.....

Peter
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Re: How About a Humor Thread?
« Reply #493 on: September 18, 2025, 03:09:07 PM »
It's everywhere!  Run!!

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Re: How About a Humor Thread?
« Reply #494 on: September 19, 2025, 09:45:14 AM »
I will add that you obviously didn't grow up male on or around farms if you've never peed on an electric fence.
And while I grew with some seriously stupid dudes, I never knew anyone stupid enough to do it twice.....

Peter (who is currently doubled over cringing at the memory.)
"Is not Hypnocracy no other than the aspiration to discover the meaning of Hypnocracy?  Have you heard the one about the yellow dog yet?"
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