How About a Humor Thread?

[garyhead]

So true.

[cozmik_cowboy]

It's your fault!

Peter

[lbpesq]

Big problem with alternatively powered vehicle.

[cozmik_cowboy]

Adulterers want to have their Kate and Edith, too.

Peter (who does, in fact, realize that one comes under the heading of "classics" - but has beating at his brain all day, and he had to let it out)

[cozmik_cowboy]

How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None - hippies don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in Volkswagons.

Peter

[lbpesq]

Time to get out of the kitchen?

[cozmik_cowboy]

Time to get out of the kitchen?

As to kitchens and AZ; every time I hear "But it's a dry heat!" I respond "So's an oven; doesn't mean want to sit in one."

Peter (who will take 45° over 75° any day!  That's °F, all you metric/Celsius types over there)

[garyhead]

Formerly Known As Prince.

[sonicus]

 

[cozmik_cowboy]

What do a Texas tornado, a Florida hurricane, and a West Virginia divorce have in common?

Someone's fixin' to lose a trailer.


What do you call a West Virginian who raise both sheep and goats?

Bisexual.

Peter (who did, yes, grow up in SE OH, and thus knows many West Virginian jokes - quite a few of which he learned from one of his 2 grandfathers from the Mountain State)

[fclef6]

Needs a 9v battery and on/off switch

[lbpesq]

Get Yer Yayas Out!

[lbpesq]

Guy Should Plead Not Guilty by Reason of Stupidity!

Bill, tgo

[garyhead]

So true:

[garyhead]

Wow!