Author Topic: How About a Humor Thread?  (Read 12758 times)

lbpesq

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Re: How About a Humor Thread?
« Reply #90 on: April 14, 2024, 10:06:28 AM »
S’cuse me!

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Re: How About a Humor Thread?
« Reply #91 on: April 19, 2024, 07:44:42 PM »
Woo woo

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Re: How About a Humor Thread?
« Reply #92 on: April 19, 2024, 09:22:06 PM »
OK - but what was the redacted line?
Inquiring heads want to know!

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Re: How About a Humor Thread?
« Reply #93 on: April 20, 2024, 01:01:46 AM »
I have no idea, but it’s likely something that would have prevented me from posting it in the first place!

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Re: How About a Humor Thread?
« Reply #94 on: April 20, 2024, 01:57:41 AM »
I have no idea, but it’s likely something that would have prevented me from posting it in the first place!

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Likely, yes. The redacted one is political in nature and rather divisive. The humour kind of gets lost in the process.

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Re: How About a Humor Thread?
« Reply #95 on: April 21, 2024, 12:30:12 PM »
How do you get a bass player's eyes to light up? stick a flashlight in his ear...

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Re: How About a Humor Thread?
« Reply #96 on: April 22, 2024, 12:56:06 PM »
Ain’t it the truth!

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Re: How About a Humor Thread?
« Reply #97 on: April 22, 2024, 06:13:25 PM »
😆

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Re: How About a Humor Thread?
« Reply #98 on: April 29, 2024, 07:45:52 AM »





Peter
"Is not Hypnocracy no other than the aspiration to discover the meaning of Hypnocracy?  Have you heard the one about the yellow dog yet?"
St. Dilbert

"If I could explain it in prose, i wouldn't have had to write the song."
Robt. Hunter

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Re: How About a Humor Thread?
« Reply #99 on: April 29, 2024, 09:06:50 PM »
"The one thing that happens when you start writing songs on the banjo, I've found, is it's very hard to get through an entire song with out killing someone.  It's just the way it is.  I'd never killed anyone in any of my songs before, but now that I got a clawhammer banjo, I'm killin' people left and right."

Joey Ryan; The Milk Carton Kids

Peter
"Is not Hypnocracy no other than the aspiration to discover the meaning of Hypnocracy?  Have you heard the one about the yellow dog yet?"
St. Dilbert

"If I could explain it in prose, i wouldn't have had to write the song."
Robt. Hunter

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Re: How About a Humor Thread?
« Reply #100 on: May 05, 2024, 08:47:52 PM »
A modern question.

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Re: How About a Humor Thread?
« Reply #101 on: May 06, 2024, 09:01:22 AM »
Here’s one…

Where are we going...and why am I in this Handbasket?

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Re: How About a Humor Thread?
« Reply #102 on: May 06, 2024, 02:15:51 PM »
Here’s todays….
Where are we going...and why am I in this Handbasket?

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Re: How About a Humor Thread?
« Reply #103 on: May 06, 2024, 04:10:09 PM »
Dinner anyone?

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Re: How About a Humor Thread?
« Reply #104 on: May 07, 2024, 07:24:35 AM »
I just smoke two joints in the morning, and I'm good all day!


Peter (who in all his truckdriver years never, alas, was given a reefer to pull.....)
"Is not Hypnocracy no other than the aspiration to discover the meaning of Hypnocracy?  Have you heard the one about the yellow dog yet?"
St. Dilbert

"If I could explain it in prose, i wouldn't have had to write the song."
Robt. Hunter