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sonicus

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Re: Expensive Snake Oil!
« Reply #30 on: November 17, 2023, 02:28:48 PM »
Regarding snakes, I was in a cohabitating relationship with a Woman in the 1980s who owned a Reticulated Python with a length of about 11 feet (3.35 m), I remember sitting on her couch with it wrapped around me whilst I viewed television. It was a most pleasant creature and quite friendly. 8)
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Re: Expensive Snake Oil!
« Reply #31 on: November 17, 2023, 03:08:21 PM »
I too remember the Monster Cables.  I fell for it and bought a number of the ones that were supposed to enhance bass. They were too stiff to use.  I think I threw them away in the end.  I think I was conned.
Wiser now.
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Re: Expensive Snake Oil!
« Reply #32 on: November 17, 2023, 07:22:03 PM »
Well, Reptile Study isn't among my sash full of merit badges (yeah, Eagle Scout here) - but here's the San Francisco garter snake; supposed to be the most beautiful snake in North America.

Peter
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Re: Expensive Snake Oil!
« Reply #33 on: November 17, 2023, 07:45:18 PM »
that is a cool looking snake...

lbpesq

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Re: Expensive Snake Oil!
« Reply #34 on: November 17, 2023, 11:37:23 PM »
We used to catch these cute little Ring Neck snakes in upstate New York. Only about 8-12” long.

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Re: Expensive Snake Oil!
« Reply #35 on: November 18, 2023, 06:36:37 AM »
I became interested, and eventually fascinated with reptiles, especially the snakes in teenage years, generally because where I lived (and still do) they are everywhere. You could either be terrified and kill them all (only good'un izuh dead'un), or learn to identify which ones were dangerous and how to avoid them. Then I took it to the next level, and got involved with a group who were studying the idea that timber rattlesnakes (C. Horridus) in this region of the United States might actually migrate, not unlike some birds do. Not sure if they ever got anywhere with substantiating that theory, but I tagged along on quite a few tagging expeditions, and for sure we found that a number of our control group traveled up to twenty miles to a rocky outcrop on Little Onion Mountain in Bedford Co. annually to breed, then disperse. The fear went away when you began to understand what was going on.

I made use of what I learned later in life. Black rat snakes (E. Obsoleta) or what we just call a common blacksnake out here in the country, have a very high metabolism and consume mice by the dozen. If you import, and keep a few of them around the shed, they will hunt and gobble up the food supply a timber rattlesnake, mostly a slow, sedentary creature would need. So the dangerous animal stays up higher, out further in the wild, away from people, where it finds food. Timber rattlesnakes are among the most mild-mannered of all rattlesnakes. If you don't mess with them, most of them will ignore you. I remember very few exceptions that put up any fight when captured.

I do have one Monster Cable. It's a nice, heavy gauge, gold connectors, coils up nice too. I like that it has a right-angle plug on one end. Makes a nice, satisfying *snap* when you plug it in. Doesn't make my bass sound any better, and certainly doesn't help me play any better. Just a decent cable. One of the guys at Fret Mill Music gave it to me, iirc...


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cozmik_cowboy

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Re: Expensive Snake Oil!
« Reply #36 on: November 18, 2023, 07:02:25 AM »
I, too, have a Monster straight-to-90°, gold-plugged, cord - "bass-specific" no less - but in my defense, mine was, like Greg's, free.  Not only does it not make the bass sound any better, it does not (as one would logically expect form a "bass cord") make the guitars sound worse.

Peter
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Re: Expensive Snake Oil!
« Reply #37 on: November 18, 2023, 08:52:08 AM »
I have several Monster cables but am not a fan of them at all. Some of them had too thick a gold plating on the ends and fit too tight as well.

lbpesq

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Re: Expensive Snake Oil!
« Reply #38 on: November 18, 2023, 10:19:50 AM »
I have a couple of Monster cables.  The end jacks separated from the cable and just hang there on the internal wires.  I believe they currently reside in back of a closet.

Bill, tgo

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Re: Expensive Snake Oil!
« Reply #39 on: November 18, 2023, 11:04:36 AM »
I started using Monster cables after I got my first Alembic. The bass upgrade clearly outweighed whatever benefit the cable offered. I did like that they would replace a cable for free for whatever reason it failed. I used the free replacement program twice.

When I started using a small pedal board, I got a shorter Monster cable to go from bass to board. The second time I used it, it failed. When I got it home and unscrewed the connector I found a nice shiny, round solder bead on the positive terminal and a nicely tinned positive wire that didn’t quite actually touch each other. I whipped out the soldering iron and fixed the Monster.

I don’t have a lot of snake experience, but I worked at a pet store in the early seventies that sold boa constrictors. We got a call from an exotic dancer who wanted to trade her 4 footer for our 3 footer. The pet store was in the main entrance to the mall and she attracted some attention just showing up there. She wasn’t in her stage clothes. The snake she wanted trade had hot pink lip-stick embedded in the scales on top of its head. No deal was made. Laughs were had.

Actually, another incident, this girl who worked there liked to walk around in the pet store with a little boa in her smock pocket. One day, as she was attempting to sell a Yorkie to an elderly lady, the snake pops up and the poor lady ran screaming the entire length of the mall.

Looking back, I bet the insurance that place had to carry was unreal.

JimmyJ

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Re: Expensive Snake Oil!
« Reply #40 on: November 18, 2023, 11:23:37 AM »
Maybe I'll try to tie this all together by mentioning the Monster cable Multi-channel audio snake?  Most commonly found in the Amazon (store) with reported sightings of up to 4-meters in length!  They're mostly friendly and cooperative beasts. As they age they've been known to make a humming sound.

sorry  :P
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Re: Expensive Snake Oil!
« Reply #41 on: November 18, 2023, 12:04:47 PM »
I own one Monster "bass" cable. Not my favorite cable but it came with a life-time guarantee so I have had it replaced for free a number of times. I suspect most people don't bother to make a warranty claim but I can say I have definitely gotten my money's worth.

No snake stories except that I still have never been able to identify the big snake I came upon while mountain biking out in Morgan Territory a number of years ago. It had thick alternating bands of yellow and black along the entire length.

lbpesq

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Re: Expensive Snake Oil!
« Reply #42 on: November 18, 2023, 12:26:55 PM »
I didn’t know Monster has a lifetime gaurantee.  I’ll have to poke around the back of that closet.

As for snakes, your description, Stephen, sounds like it might be a California King snake.  Quite common in these parts.

Bill, tgo




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Re: Expensive Snake Oil!
« Reply #43 on: November 18, 2023, 04:16:27 PM »
King snake looks like the one I saw. I was pedaling up a steep hill and had to stop because it was stretched across the trail. I would see rattlesnakes all the time when biking but only the one King snake. In fall I would come across tarantulas all the time riding the fire trails up on Mt Diablo. At that time of year they wander around individually looking for a mate.


You may need a copy of the original invoice for the monster warranty. I bought mine in the late 80s, it is probably 20 years since my last replacement I have no idea if they stopped offering a warranty at some point.
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Re: Expensive Snake Oil!
« Reply #44 on: November 18, 2023, 08:48:24 PM »
In fall I would come across tarantulas all the time riding the fire trails up on Mt Diablo.

I'm intrigued; what were the tarantulas riding on the fire trails?  (nyuk nyuk)

I have a fair bit of experience with 150' snakes; mostly Whirlwind.

As a guy with hair halfway down my back, I always maintained that every band should be required to carry one burrhead on their crew for snake coiling duties......

Peter
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