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gtrguy

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Alembic slogans! What's yours?
« on: October 17, 2023, 03:36:20 PM »
Alembic slogans! I took a short nap after work today and, having a marketing background, started thinking of fun Alembic slogans as I woke up!


Here's mine, what's yours???


'Alembic basses; One churning urn of burning funk!'


(you know where this one came from)

lbpesq

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Re: Alembic slogans! What's yours?
« Reply #1 on: October 17, 2023, 04:25:47 PM »
Alembic:  It's Not Just Basses!

hehehehe

Bill, tgo

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Re: Alembic slogans! What's yours?
« Reply #2 on: October 17, 2023, 05:12:08 PM »
Alembic, home is in your hands.


Bill…. c’mon man.  😂

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Re: Alembic slogans! What's yours?
« Reply #3 on: October 18, 2023, 12:14:47 AM »
"Mine's Alembic, what's your super power?"
The sound of Alembic is medicine for the soul!
http://www.alembic.com/info/fc_ktwins.html

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Re: Alembic slogans! What's yours?
« Reply #4 on: October 18, 2023, 10:54:48 PM »
The original, and still the best hippie sandwich...

cje

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Re: Alembic slogans! What's yours?
« Reply #5 on: October 19, 2023, 07:58:12 AM »
Alembic. Heavy, man.

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Re: Alembic slogans! What's yours?
« Reply #6 on: October 19, 2023, 08:22:18 AM »
Um....has anyone considered "Beyond custom"?  (nyuk nyuk)

Peter
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Re: Alembic slogans! What's yours?
« Reply #7 on: October 19, 2023, 09:10:31 AM »
Now there's a thought.😁🥳
The sound of Alembic is medicine for the soul!
http://www.alembic.com/info/fc_ktwins.html

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Re: Alembic slogans! What's yours?
« Reply #8 on: October 20, 2023, 04:47:49 AM »
Alembic: Don't touch my bass.
fmm

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Re: Alembic slogans! What's yours?
« Reply #9 on: October 20, 2023, 11:06:53 AM »
Quote
Alembic: Don't touch my bass.

boom! 🗿
Been down...now i'm out!

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Re: Alembic slogans! What's yours?
« Reply #10 on: October 20, 2023, 02:14:24 PM »

gtrguy

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Re: Alembic slogans! What's yours?
« Reply #11 on: October 21, 2023, 10:05:45 AM »
"Alembic, not sitting still"

With photo of the logo and some new product pics.

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Re: Alembic slogans! What's yours?
« Reply #12 on: October 21, 2023, 05:29:12 PM »
Alembics aren't for everyone.

But . . . IF you 'get it', there is nothing, and I repeat NOTHING like an Alembic.

Period.

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Re: Alembic slogans! What's yours?
« Reply #13 on: October 22, 2023, 04:08:10 AM »

“Olympic, if you have one you are winning!”

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Re: Alembic slogans! What's yours?
« Reply #14 on: October 22, 2023, 05:30:55 AM »
I'm no good at things like this at all, (I could pile-on with a clever pun...) but the thread has made me wonder if, given the creative/imaginative/artistic leanings of Alembic Mgt. have they ever needed or availed the company of any outside marketing?

Like those famous Volkswagen ads, that had a full-page picture of a car, and one or two bold words... the product really sells itself. If you already know what it is, then you only have to spec one out and have them build it. There's actually a lot more choices now than ever before. The only reason I have this picture is, the bass pictured is the serial number immediately following my Custom. The ad copy though, makes the same statement... logo, model, product.