Yeah, especially when we stamped in the fingerboard like that, if they weren't wonky to begin with, they eventually become so. Please, everyone with a serial number stamped this way - write it in the electronics cavity or under a pickup for safekeeping!
Anyway, here's what I found in the instrument file:
serial number: 82D2262
model name: Distillate
model number: DMB4
top: Walnut
accent: none
body: Mahogany
neck: 5-piece Maple and Purpleheart
scale: 32" medium
fingerboard: Ebony
inlays: Mother of pearl
pickups: Alembic AXY4
controls: "Distillate" volume, filter, 2-position Q-switch, bass cut/flat/boost, treble cut/flat/boost, 4-postiion rotary pickup selector, mono output
originally made for: not recorded
birthday: October 7, 1982