That's what I've been missing!

[cozmik_cowboy]

https://reverb.com/item/39751397-well-hung-perfectone-guitar-strap-3-wide-prototype-w-aural-excitement-circuit-blackbird?bk=eyJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJqdGkiOiI3YTBjNjAzZS1mMjcwLTRjMDgtYjQ4Yi1iOWExNjVhMWZlOTgiLCJpYXQiOjE2NDY1OTEyMTIsInVzZXJfaWQiOiI3NzM3Iiwic2Vzc2lvbl9pZCI6IjMzOGRkMzliLWViYmUtNDIxNy1iYTBiLTYzNzlmMmY2ZDk0NCIsImNvb2tpZV9pZCI6IjVjZmJiNzlkLTQxNmMtNDM2Ni05OTA1LWUxMjVkNDljMDhlYyIsInByb2R1Y3RfaWQiOiIzOTc1MTM5NyIsInNvdXJjZSI6Ik5PTkUifQ.8J7VT0w47delWwRpeFC4Avr4WV-zOF-Vl5O6J_SfnnQ


Peter

[David Houck]

I like this part of the voluminous description, buried pretty far down the page:

"Crafted this as an April Fools' joke 2021.  I yield the massive tonal improvements heard when engaging the Aural Excitement circuit of various guitars with this strap installed, may possibly be mostly due to a placebo effect."

And this part near the end:

"Tone is subjective. You or your audience may or may not hear any audible or measurable difference arising from use of the PerfecTONE strap."

But for $844, could be worth a shot?

[rv_bass]

[keith_h]

According to the video it's vacuum-packed for freshness which is something I find as really important in an aural excitement tone circuit.

[pauldo]

I applaud the marketing and if I played guitar more than bass I would be hard pressed NOT to write them a check.  Wonder if he is working on a Perfect Tone Bass strap?

[keith_h]

I don't know about a bass strap but I have heard a rumor they are working on a Perfect Time drum throne. Whenever the drummer's playing becomes arrhythmic it gives them a zap to bring them back on beat.

[cozmik_cowboy]

I don't know about a bass strap but I have heard a rumor they are working on a Perfect Time drum throne. Whenever the drummer's paying becomes arrhythmic it gives them a zap to bring them back on beat.

But you'd want to go with the upgraded tap-tempo model.

Peter

[pauldo]

😃