You don't need a sanity check, Joey. Now me, on the other hand......
I just have this thing about wood. I have hardwood floors, a humongous wood deck, A lot of wood grained furnishings. I occasionaly have cars with wood grain interiors. If something is wood, then doggone it I want to see the grain. And it had better be a nice grain.
If (and that's a mighty large IF) I were to have a painted Alembic it would have to look something like this...
Peace,
James