For about a year, was working for a grant-funded program to properly archive the holdings of area museums & historical societies; at one I got to chatting with the Society Pres about my old house & what I was doing to restore it.
So of course, he pulls out pix of his old house, and told about how few of the (many,many) original balusters had been missing, and how he had to turn matching ones in his full wood shop. Which, of course, required him to make custom turning knives in his full metal shop.........
Yeah, I shut up then.
Peter