I like how there are more guitars than people!
Indeed.
If you look at the far left-bottom corner, you'll see the edge of one there, too; there's a bass behind it, and two more hanging on the wall. Not nearly as many as some of you, and not, of course, enough - but enough to make the office look nice (and make Her think there are far too many).
In fact, one of the ones on the wall is a Squier Tele that at that time, with the TRN cranked all the way still had too much relief to be much good for anything but slide (which I suck at even more than fretted, so.....). It now is fitted with a superbly playable neck - mahogany w/pao ferro 'board - from 420 Guitars (otherwise known as Bill tgo).
Peter