It seems to me that the big question here is - will the people of Roanoke have to ration water until you're back on the job.
Ha! I'm guessing a couple weeks will go by before somebody will be like-
"Hey... where's Greg at...?!" In a strange twist of irony, one of my bigger problems is water. I don't trust my well at home for drinking. Usually I just carry a couple gallons home from work. No big deal, I'll just buy some store-bought jugs to carry me for a while. For those interested in trivia, they weigh 8.34 lbs each. My limit will be 5 lbs for a while. It seems strange to think I won't be able to pour water from a gallon jug into a coffee maker or a pot on the stove. New Reality.
So I told you guys a little about this. I had a bunch of store credit at Fret Mill Music, a local music store I do bass repair and setup work for... and they had this guitar-scale bass made by Ibanez, a PNB14E. I got to thinking... it might be just the thing to keep my brain at least thinking about bass while playing a real bass isn't possible. It sounds pretty good just by itself, and the electronics are very good, especially at the $250 price point. I tried it out while wearing my cervical brace, and it worked.
So... I got me a Therapy Bass.