That's sad. Whether to hold two P-bass pickups or to hang on to two Chick-o-sticks for mid concert snacks, that's just not good. How do you plug the routs, assuming that they are the major problem? Would you extend them to put in little hippie "finger" sandwiches with matching wood, or what? Also would you plug the screw holes with shaved hardwood and glue? I hope this puppy finds its way into welcoming hands that can right its wrongs. Wow.