Rob and I think a lot alike... I was going to post that same link.

I seem to remember there was a left-handed Epic model listed recently on Reverb or maybe on TalkBass, but it must have sold.
Come to think of it, I can't recall ever seeing a left-handed Spoiler or Persuader, though there must be a few.

Welcome to the Club - keep an eye on this page... one that suits you might turn up anytime.
