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« Reply #15 on: August 26, 2004, 10:25:41 AM »
Well, since Major Alan is Majorly stuck in Korea, perhaps it's a Korean country song?
 
Or maybe a Seoul song?  Ha.
 
Anyway - you have all been great.  Thanks for your thoughts and laughter.  Oliver and Alan, since you guys own Spyders (even though poor Alan is suffering withdrawl from his), you certainly can attest to the awkwardness of that V.  Mica mentioned that the thickness of the peghead on either the V or the cone options is the same.  Which makes sense.  However, the V is just too hard to control.  It makes for a very pretty instrument - if you're just going to look at it rather than play it.
 
Paul, you're right.  This bass has a story now.  It should be awarded the Purple Heart for having been injured in the line of duty.  Interestingly enough, the break occurred right at a purpleheart laminate point.  Go figure(d maple top).  OK no more wood jokes (in the morning).
 
If you have a chance, check out this link:
 
http://www.wholapalooza.com/images/Whola275/wholala-photoalbum-sun/index.htm
 
These are shots of Day One of the two-day Wholapalooza convention here in Los Angeles.  This is the day before My Wife got whacked.  I'm wearing a vest that was owned by JE in the 70's.  Putting that vest on and slinging that Spyder around my neck was like changing from Clark Kent into Superman!!
 
Will try to get a pic of the whacked peghead up here soon.
 
Thanks guys.
 
Mike

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« Reply #16 on: August 26, 2004, 10:27:50 AM »
Paul,
It's a country song from the land where Kissin Cousins is more than just an old Elvis movie, and Jeff Foxworthy is considered a poet laureat and man of letters.
 
 
Mike
"The Secret of Life is enjoying the passage of Time"
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« Reply #17 on: August 26, 2004, 11:25:36 AM »
Mike,
 
Man, I looked at the pix in the link you posted.  Looking at the first two pictures of you with your Spyder, I'd swear I was looking into a mirror.  If I took off about 40lbs and grew a full beard, we could pass as brothers.
 
Sorry to hear about the wife too.  You have a great attitude about the whole thing but then again you almost have to.  Things like this do happen on the road.  It sucks when they do and bitchin about it will only get you sick.
This reminds me of the time our lighting/pyro guy blew the headstock clean off of my old BC Rich Eagle...  That's a story for another day though.
 
Peace,
Dino

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« Reply #18 on: August 26, 2004, 11:58:21 AM »
Mike,
 
Sorry to hear about the Wife. Dr. Mica and her army of sawbones'll fix 'er up good as new (maybe better). It was an omen that you joked about the singer's mic swinging. I'd have been pissed too, good thing you have self-restraint. Oh well, at least you're getting him to pay you for your trouble. At the very least, this'll make a good Factory To Customer Thread! Good Luck with the repair.

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« Reply #19 on: August 26, 2004, 12:05:34 PM »
Mike,
yes I really can feel how you feel as I also live daily with the fear of smashing my Spyder4.
This headstock is really as sexy as can be but, as you said, you better leave it in your living room.
I hope that the guys at Alembic will restore it greatly and am very eager to see the result!
 
Oliver (Spyderman)

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« Reply #20 on: August 26, 2004, 01:03:08 PM »
Hey Dino,
 
Glad to hear I have yet another brother on this site.  The story about your BC Rich sounds hysterical - you have to share with us!!!
 
Oliver, don't mean to scare you with this story.  As long as you're not playing in a band with someone who uses their microphone as a lasso, you should be OK.  I know how well you baby your Spyder - I did too.  Accidents will happen!
 
MB

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« Reply #21 on: August 26, 2004, 02:58:58 PM »
Mike,  
 
i KNOW I am BAD but looking at the picture link I was struck by that amazingly beautiful girl with the black shirt  and golden pants.  
 
I am going to join a WHO band ...yessir!  
What-a-gal-what-a-gal-what-a-gal  
 
(was My Wife there too? Well ...YOUR My Wife ...not mine ...I mean not my wife ....***sigh***  there we go again ....)  
 
Paul the bad one
 
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« Reply #22 on: August 26, 2004, 03:01:15 PM »
Mike/Oliver,
 
     I've only gigged with my Spyder twice.  The first time was in a small bar/club.  The singer ran into the end of the end stock, but only hit her head, no damage done.  The second gig was at a larger place in DC, but I ensured that there was an exclusion zone around me so that my guitar player would not run into either me or my Spyder.  I tend to look at my left hand most of the time anyway, so keeping an eye out for anyone approaching from the left (I usually set up stage left, looking at the stage) is not a problem.  I feel a bit apprehensive, but not to the point where I wouldn't take my Spyder out and play it.  The way I see it, that's what I bought it for - to play it, not hang it in a museum somewhere (although it would make a great museum piece as well).
 
Like you guys, I baby my Spyder.  Luckily, I've got the luxury of having more than one bass, and more than one Alembic (ah, the joys of mid-life crisis!).  When I'm that worried, or I don't have the room, I will take one of my lesser basses.  I have played a gig with my Europa, and it's a great option since the headstock is so much smaller and it's got as many tonal options as my Spyder does (though a bit different, of course).
 
Anyway, I'm looking forward to getting back home and going to the Wednesday blues jam at a local club so I can scare the $^%# out of everyone when I show up with my Spyder.  The town I live in in NC is definitely a I-IV-V, blues-only-Fender-Precision-only-hold-the-bottom-down-only-don't-be-flashy-others-need-not-apply-type-of-town.  Can't wait to see the eyes (and ears) pop out of heads when I whip out the Spyder.
 
Mike, post pics when you get them pre- and post-damage.  BTW, have you looked at adding Series I or II electronics to your Spyder?  I mean, if you have the scratch, you might as well if you're doing all the other things you mentioned.  I know if I were in your shoes and had the wherewithal (and a wad of cash) I'd do it.  Just curious.
 
Best Regards,
 
Alan

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« Reply #23 on: August 26, 2004, 04:47:47 PM »
Paul TBO,
 
The amazingly good looking girl's name is Jackie and I'm already dating her.  So there.  :P
 
Alan,
 
The other repairs and additions are costing me a pretty penny as it is.  If I were to upgrade electronics I think that would be cost-prohibitive, at least at this time.  I had to abandon a mini-vacation in order to pay for this as it is.  I'm still recovering financially from the initial purchase of the bass - it's only been since May!
 
I hope you scare the bejeezus out of those I-IV-V guys in NC!!  Hope you get home soon, safely.
 
Mike

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« Reply #24 on: August 26, 2004, 05:57:43 PM »
Mike: Any chance of Homeowner's/Renter's  Insurance covering the damage?

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« Reply #25 on: August 26, 2004, 06:11:28 PM »
Since the damage happened outside of my house, it doesn't apply.
 
You better believe I asked though!!
 
Mike

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« Reply #26 on: August 26, 2004, 06:37:10 PM »
What do you mean outside the home? Mr. Insurance Man, I swear I was posing in front of the mirror in my Jockey's with my Oxbass strapped on and I got so excited, I accidentally rammed the headstock into the mirror running through the unplugged A Quick One Medley, LOL!  
 
Remember: A nod is good as a wink, LOL!
 
 

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« Reply #27 on: August 27, 2004, 12:35:27 AM »
Rats ...
 
some guys get all the luck!!!!
 
Well ...oh ...huhuh ...that is to say ...My Wife wacked isn't precisely a luck.
 
About insurance: I pay about 400$ a year on insurance all risk for Bonnie + rig. Whereever, whatever, whoever happend to it. That's why they call it all risk.
 
 
Paul the bad one
 
PS please tell Jackie she got a fan in Belgium and I can play bass too ...well ...kindoff.

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« Reply #28 on: August 27, 2004, 07:02:05 AM »
KMH, how did you know I pose with my Spyder in my Jockeys (and white tube socks) in front of the mirror??
 
Bad One, Jackie has fans here too.  She's a model with a little sort of fan club.  She sells this calendar of modeling shots over the internet.  It's kinda nice to date an attractive girl.
 
Can you guys tell I have a gift for the understatement??  KINDA NICE???  It's flippin GREAT!!!  Nice girl too.  I had to fight my little singer off of her that night - Sorry pallie, she's with ME.  The first of several problems he caused for me that weekend.
 
That's a pretty good rate on insurance Paul.  I live in LA so renter's is far from cheap.
 
I'm still looking for a way to shrink this filesize down so I can post a pic of the damage.  Coming soon!!
 
Mike
 

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« Reply #29 on: August 27, 2004, 07:19:12 AM »
OK ...you got me ...I am subcribing that fanclub too. Calender??? Shots??  
Show me where! I tried to copy the pictures from the Wholapalooza site and made a nice wallpaper for mu portable out of it (full of Jackies of course) but naaaaaa-ah ...for one or antother reason she started to look as Cher on steroids with a moustache ...YUK!!!  
 
The singer embarrassed Jackie? You're lucky he didn't start to sling his mike around when he was with HER!!!!  
 
I didn't know about insurance for instruments being so expensive your side of the pond. As I said ...in 50 years when you put the bass on you knees (you wre not believing you would be standing than HA!!!) around the woodfire in your large villa with in- and outdoor pool, she makes a GREAT story for your grand-grandchildren.  
 
Paul the bad one  
 
yeah -yeah ...I heard that ...Jackie will be there too!!!!  
 
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