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cozmik_cowboy

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There is a cure!!!
« on: February 06, 2017, 07:34:12 PM »
The only relief for GAS is FART - Frequent Advanced Retail Therapy........ ::)


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Re: There is a cure!!!
« Reply #1 on: February 07, 2017, 05:49:55 AM »
Shouldn't it be - Frequent Aversion Retail Therapy
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Re: There is a cure!!!
« Reply #2 on: February 07, 2017, 11:32:28 AM »
Unfortunately, that would probably result in a back-up which, if left untreated, could evolve into "CRAAP" - Constant Retail Acquisition At Any Price".
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Re: There is a cure!!!
« Reply #3 on: February 08, 2017, 12:26:20 AM »
This goes way back into the recesses of The Bottom Line in the 90s (where I sincerely believe the term GAS was coined).

Some of the responses:

Problem: GAS = Gear Acquisition Syndrome
Cures:   FART = Find a Reliable Technician
         POOT = Purchase Only Old Toys
Problem: SAG = Sell Auxiliary Gear or Sell All Gear
Cure:    LIFT = Loan it for Thirty-days

Source not clear

 If you are unsure whether you can restrain your GAS until then, FART
(Forbear Acquiring Rig Toys).
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