Author Topic: Coco Bolo Keyboard  (Read 466 times)

flaxattack

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« on: December 09, 2004, 06:27:20 PM »
swear its true. saw an ad in kiplinger magazine.
 
yes you 2 can own your very own coco bolo computer keyboard, monitor and mouse for the small price of  $9000 bucks!!!!!!!!
this is the alembic of the computer world!!!!!! one can pick from 110 woods.
now i hear tell that the resonant frequency of the space bar eliminates carpul tunnel
$9000 bucks???????? MAKE MINE AN ALEMBIC TO GO


 
http://www.woodcontour.com/

flaxattack

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« Reply #1 on: December 09, 2004, 06:28:52 PM »
Every keyboard, mouse, and monitor is custom made from one solid piece of wood, every item displays the unique design of the natural wood. No two items are ever alike! Our company takes pride in constructing each of our products with the highest possible quality of wood. We regard the wood as the most crucial component found in each of our products, and our manufacturing department imports wood types from all over the world to meet our clients? high standard.

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« Reply #2 on: December 09, 2004, 06:33:20 PM »
and people buy this??
man i am tooo poor.....

eastcoastepic

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« Reply #3 on: December 09, 2004, 07:36:20 PM »
What????!!!!
 
No Buckeye Burl???!!!
 
Designed for the non-compromising among us...well, non-compromise some Buckeye Burl for me, or I'm shopping elsewhere.  
Correction: there is 'much' money to be made above the fifth fret....

kungfusheriff

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« Reply #4 on: December 09, 2004, 07:56:51 PM »
Chump change. I once interviewed the owner of a window-dressing shop who said he's sold more than a few customers more than $250,000 worth of BLINDS!
Pimp my Windows indeed...

poor_nigel

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« Reply #5 on: December 10, 2004, 12:24:16 AM »
Considering how fast systems become obsolete in the realm of computers (CPUs, memory, motherboards, and monitors), and that items like mice need replacing relatively quickly from use, this does not seem a likely item for the less than top of the financial food chain member, whose respect for a buck is a touch to low for most of us who work for wages.  Time to go to work.  Make mine oak, please.  To match my office furniture.
 

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« Reply #6 on: December 10, 2004, 05:50:16 AM »
You better go with black walnut.  If you get oak, you won't be able to see it sitting on your desk.

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« Reply #7 on: December 10, 2004, 06:15:12 AM »
and people buy this??  
 
They bought Pet Rocks didn't they ?
 
There's a guy in the neighborhood who has a small pond on his lot that he's stocked with those large foo foo Japanese goldfish (can't remember name of em).
He's told anyone who'll listen how it's cost him thousands of dollars because the birds and other wildlife like to snack on them. Thus proving that money and intelligence do not go hand in hand.    
One of my cats has even brought one home for me.  

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« Reply #8 on: December 10, 2004, 06:55:45 AM »
Nigel,  is that a  Remco tank??

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« Reply #9 on: December 10, 2004, 09:18:42 AM »
Hey Bob - If you get oak, you won't be able to see it sitting on your desk.  Wouldn't that be great!  The less like 'work' it looks, the better, IMO.
 
Kenn - Yep, that is a Remco Bulldog tank, and a Remco Fighting Lady battleship to the right of it.  During off season, I have been known to shoot passers by with them.  They were the coolest toys on the market back in my stone-age youth.  Your kinda showing your age, just by recognizing the tank . . .  
 
I like my toys.  I walk into my office in the morning and feel very comfortable and ready for work.  I actually need almost no space to work in, so this works well for me.
 
(Message edited by poor_nigel on December 10, 2004)

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« Reply #10 on: December 11, 2004, 08:04:32 AM »
 
 
(Message edited by lembic76450 on December 11, 2004)

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« Reply #11 on: December 11, 2004, 08:06:55 AM »
Nigel, I tend to show my age with the gray hair, however, it is a full head of hair, so no complaints here. I have a great one for you though, I have a Remco Johnny Reb Cannon,in the box. When I give that a test fire the family scatters. They don't make them like these anymore.

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« Reply #12 on: December 11, 2004, 02:31:10 PM »
If I can't have a Chinese Dragon inlaid somewhere on one of the pieces, I'm shopping elsewhere too...!!

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« Reply #13 on: December 15, 2004, 10:44:41 AM »
dont forgedt leds roger

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« Reply #14 on: December 15, 2004, 10:56:43 AM »
The dragon inlay would loop around the border of the monitor.  You'd also have to have the labels inlaid in assorted flavors of abalone, MOP, precious metals, and contrasting woods as appropriate.  Of course, you'd have to have LEDs on the home keys and the num pad 5 to guide you when not quite touch-typing in a dark office.  This is starting to shape up.