Easy lidon, easy. Take a pill and relax, jeeze o' Pete. Make sure you pick up a sense of humor with your next set of strings. Hey man, I'm just messing with you. My crack at the unwashed Fender hordes was aimed at tongue in cheek land. I own three of the old boat paddles myself, easy mad dog, more humor there. I have a Geddy Lee Jazz Bass, a Mike Dirnt Precision with a custom pickguard, and my favorite, a 50th Anniversary P Bass. They are great basses with their own feeling and sound. But,but,but, then came Alembic, all bow down, Alembic. No harm, no foul there lindon, it's those Rickenbacker guys I don't like. Oh wait a minute, I got a few of those too. I'll have to get back to ya when I think of a bad bass. If I may quote James, Peace.