Well, as long as we're telling dear stories...
I went for a walk in the woods behind my house. After making a circuit around the perimeter or my property, and being persued by insects, I headed back to the house. I left the woods via the main path near the center of the treeline. After walking maybe 20 feet into the field I noticed to my left a small deer, just standing looking at me. It was about 50 feet from me. I stopped walking. It put it's head down, nibbled some grass, and walked staight towards me about 10 feet. Now, I don't consider deer to be a real dangerous threat to people, but it was so close that I had to think that if it's momma was around she might get upset. I walked further into the field, turning a semi-circle around the baby. Now I'm about 60 feet from the woods and the deer is half way between me and the woods. I have a perfect view of it's side, with beautiful rows of white spots. It picks it's head up again and looks at me. I say, Where's your momma? You shouldn't be wandering around by your self. The deer, looking straight at me says, maaa. I say, maaa. It nibbles some grass and says, maaa to me again. I respond once more in kind. It gives me one more long look, then with it's white tail flipping up and down bounds off into the woods.