Author Topic: Alembic Cutting Boards - Two Styles! (Read 378 times)

mica · « **on:** December 04, 2009, 03:21:50 PM »

Just in time for holiday gift giving or scroogian keep-it-for-yourselvies, two Maple cutting boards to grace your kitchen:

Each one has four 3M rubber feet attached with stainless steel screws on the underside. Coated with a food-safe oil finish. Your choice of Point or Tribute shape.

These examples are the least beautiful ones in the run, so you can be assured yours will look even nicer!

You can order in the store and use coupon code CB-12 to save $6. If you order more than one, we will make sure the $6 discount shows up on all cutting boards. The coupon expires on December 20, and shipments will start no later than December 14.

There's only about 30 of each of these styles available, and we don't make them every year. Enjoy!

jazzyvee · « **Reply #1 on:** December 05, 2009, 10:05:22 AM »

Are these the only shapes you plan to do for cutting boards?

Jazzyvee

mica · « **Reply #2 on:** December 08, 2009, 04:23:29 PM »

For now it's the only shapes we've offering. It's possible we'll add other ones in coming years.

mario_farufyno · « **Reply #3 on:** December 09, 2009, 12:58:17 PM »

Well, Hal with a chainsaw can make some Tomahawk shapes from the Series board... DIY!

toma_hawk01 · « **Reply #4 on:** December 09, 2009, 02:04:24 PM »

LOL!!!

I would rather grace my studio with the real Toma_Hawk.

Personally, I wouldn't want any Alembic cutting board, unless I had the bass to match it...

Just like, I don't want a Mercedes key charm, unless it came with the keys and the whole car too.

I am sitting here laughing big time...

Can you imagine somebody saying:

Hey everybody I have an Alembic too!

Then they would wip-out a cutting board and say: See, here it is BAM! I'll be getting the strings tomorrow...

LOL!

(Message edited by toma_hawk01 on December 09, 2009)

ajdover · « **Reply #5 on:** December 09, 2009, 02:14:30 PM »

Well, I was the first to order one (imagine that, as a professional cook and aspiring Chef) - a Tribute model. It will make my kitchen look that much better. Hell, for that matter, it will make my food taste better! ;-)

Alan

David Houck · « **Reply #6 on:** December 10, 2009, 09:15:47 AM »

Alan; I think I read that only vegetables should be prepared on a genuine Alembic cutting board.

hydrargyrum · « **Reply #7 on:** December 10, 2009, 11:05:50 AM »

Can I buy three, laminate them together, and make a guitar? Becuase that would be sweet!

lbpesq · « **Reply #8 on:** December 10, 2009, 11:50:20 AM »

Good try, Dave. Thanks for the laugh.

Bill, tgo

dannobasso · « **Reply #9 on:** December 10, 2009, 02:03:07 PM »

And those veg should be free range and harvested by cloistered holy men who are karmically aware with polished auras arrayed in hemp garments woven by virgin wiccan.

ajdover · « **Reply #10 on:** December 10, 2009, 02:08:11 PM »

Vegetables? What are those? ;-)

hydrargyrum · « **Reply #11 on:** December 10, 2009, 02:58:23 PM »

The simpsons have a quote for every occasion:

Lisa: Oh, the earth is the best! That's why I'm a vegetarian.
Jesse: Heh. Well, that's a start.
Lisa: Uh, well, I was thinking of going vegan.
Jesse: I'm a level 5 vegan -- I won't eat anything that casts a shadow.

lbpesq · « **Reply #12 on:** December 10, 2009, 06:15:48 PM »

Hey Danno, hemp garments ... now you're talkin'! hehehehe

Bill, tgo

toma_hawk01 · « **Reply #13 on:** December 10, 2009, 11:31:57 PM »

Kevin,

I was thinking the same thing. Make a real sandwich, not the kind you eat...

adriaan · « **Reply #14 on:** December 11, 2009, 12:19:15 AM »

My wife uses hemp handcream from The Body Shop. It does wonders for her hands but it smells the same as when passing a coffee shop (you know the kind we have in our nick of the woods). It's about as bad as the smell of stale beer in a bar after closing time.