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richbass939

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« on: December 03, 2005, 11:00:59 AM »
Hope I'm not insulting anyone who actually eats that stuff.  What's your vote?
Rich
P.S. Happy holidays.
P.P.S.  BTW, my vote is doorstop.

palembic

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« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2005, 11:07:59 AM »
Euh ...what are you taking about? (No insult intended).
In this multicultural site I don't have the faintest clue!
 
Paul TBO

kmh364

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« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2005, 11:25:53 AM »
Paul,
 
Try this link:
 
http://www.harryanddavid.com/cgi-bin/ncommerce3/ProductDisplay?superitem=7045&category_sel=89
 
You must have something like this in BeNeLux...after all, America is a melting pot of all nationalities, most of which came from European countries, at least from my generation and prior.
 
It comes usually in a tin or wrapped in cellophane, is full of preservatives and/or liquor/liqueur, and is hard as a rock, so it never goes stale. It can, and will, outlive a nuclear attack and the resulting nuclear winter, LOL! It can be, and usually is, re-gifted: you got it as a Xmas gift last year, don't open it, and re-give it to someone else as a Xmas gift this year, LOL!
 
You can also use it as a weapon, say like a hammer, a grenade, cannon fodder, etc. LOL!  
 
The Italians have their own version, a holiday gift favorite, called panetone, except that it is soft and bread-like (like babka or challah) and people will actually eat it. It can last in it's package almost indefinitely, so it can be stored for when unexpected company pops in for coffee and cake.
 
Merry Xmas and a Happy New Year!
 
Cheers,  
 
Kevin  
 
I say DOORSTOP, unless it's panetone, then I say YES! and  Please pass the espresso and the  coffee and cream!, LOL!
 
(Message edited by kmh364 on December 03, 2005)

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« Reply #3 on: December 03, 2005, 12:17:56 PM »
I've never come across anyone who actually likes these things.  How do they continue to thrive?

bracheen

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« Reply #4 on: December 03, 2005, 12:20:56 PM »
I have nothing further to add.  This is just a blatant drive to go to 900.
Saturday afternoon and too much Pinot Noir, oh well.

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« Reply #5 on: December 03, 2005, 02:01:01 PM »
Not too bad with Catsup (or ketchup), the great flavor equalizer.  Otherwise?  Definitely doorstop.

kmh364

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« Reply #6 on: December 03, 2005, 02:09:32 PM »
Ketchup? LOL!
 
I guess you can put it on anything.
 
If American Ketchup is too spicy, it's Tomato Sauce for all you Aussie lot, LOL!
 
Just having some fun.
 
Cheers,  
 
Kevin

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« Reply #7 on: December 03, 2005, 03:06:37 PM »
Just pour a shot of whiskey on the thing (to preserve it), wrap it up and sit down and drink the rest of the bottle of whiskey. Next year get rid of the problem by sending it to a relative, friend or enemy. ;-)
 
Keith

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« Reply #8 on: December 03, 2005, 03:41:41 PM »
Strange stuff.  My wife actually eats it and loves it.  I don't get it.  I told here that the ones she buys from year to year are from the same batch made somtime in the 1950's.  They are petrified.  My vote - doorstop.  To her it is a delicacy.  She actually has brand preferences!  I can't tell the difference.

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« Reply #9 on: December 03, 2005, 04:17:54 PM »
Catsup ?  are you sure your not confusing it with Meatloaf ?
 
LOL
 
I say doorstop as well
 
as comedian George Carlin said  Honey I found this in the back of the freezer, What is it ? could be meat, might be Cake......its MeatCake !!
 
;o)

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« Reply #10 on: December 03, 2005, 05:20:14 PM »
Didn't we drop one of those on Nagasaki? Door stop!!!!

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« Reply #11 on: December 03, 2005, 05:28:42 PM »
For all of you Fellow Motorsports Enthusiasts, this just in from the Competition Committee:
 
Domestic Frutacake, package in those cake-sized cans, is now legal in shifter cart competition as a tire substitute.  This of course entails either having lots of relatives who said, 'to hell with him, just send that jerk a fruitcake' at Christmas time (of course at least 4 to re-tire a cart at all four corners), or the better-funded teams can of course buy them 4 at a time at your local grocer.
 
Fresh (or at least meant for human consumption this year, though I'd rather eat wallpaper paste) fruitcake is recommended as the 'soft' compound for harder racing surfaces/cooler temps (night racing?).  Fruitcakes from last year (and NOT soaked in whiskey, why waste it?) should be harder (you know it!) and reserved for more abrasive race circuits.
 
Fruitcakes shall be considered legal ONLY if they were made from 1960 on (my uncle had six of 'em propping up one end of his mobile home), and remember, tire (fruitcake?) warmers are not legal with this composition tire. and NO BURNOUTS!!
 
J o e y

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« Reply #12 on: December 04, 2005, 07:17:33 AM »
Personally I like fruitcake, and my wife gets me one each Christmas season.  But if y'all have a fruitcake that scores really high on the Rockwell scale, I have an idea.  Be the first to order a custom bass with bookmatched fruitcake in lieu of top wood.

811952

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« Reply #13 on: December 04, 2005, 05:37:04 PM »
J o e y,
 
I've been toying with the notion of using the softer fruitcake compound for the winter months, but I'm concerned the studs won't stay in..
 
John

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« Reply #14 on: December 05, 2005, 07:00:33 AM »
The dried pre-historic fruit in the fruitcake are the studs, Man! EVERYONE knows that! Get with it! LOL! J/K