I'm neither big nor red, but here goes:
After I bought my Spoiler 5, my dear brother-in-law (who fronted me the money to get it, besides having EXCELLENT taste in women) came to Nashville to see me. 'So where's that new bass?'
Went and got it, opened the case and pulled it out. 'WOW, that's a BIG RED BASS!'
What else could I call it? Couldn't think of a better online aka either, so there you are.
J o e y
(Message edited by bigredbass on May 05, 2006)