Hey Jeff, I totally dig how bummed you are, and I feel for you, man. I was just trying to come up with something positive that might be an opportunity to do something really cool; given the harsh reality that you'll be without for a while, it could be something that would make it EXTRA awesome when it gets back.
It's a philosophical thing, trying to view this negative thing as an opportunity for something positive, and in this way, it's not as bad.
Anyway, I don't wanna risk getting you riled, so I'll just say my understanding is it's a relatively inexpensive upgrade, and the 4 db setting option I have (2 toggles give me 0/4/8/12 dbs of Q) is VERY useful, perhaps my most used/preferred Q setting. I think you'd really dig it.
Again, my sympathies, but it'll be okay. You'll get the beast back, better than ever. At least the necks not broken or it's been drowned in a hurricane. But it's a huge bummer of course, and my heart goes out to you.