Author Topic: Bass For Bottom End (Read 439 times)

FC Bass · « **Reply #15 on:** July 20, 2006, 11:37:20 AM »

or make it a 50 strings and take it to your tennis court gig

(Message edited by fc_spoiler on July 20, 2006)

keurosix · « **Reply #16 on:** July 20, 2006, 12:03:47 PM »

Bet it gets that farty Jack Bruce sound!

2400wattman · « **Reply #17 on:** July 23, 2006, 02:43:01 PM »

I don't have enough G.A.S for this acquisition. Somebody light a match!......Whew!!

lbpesq · « **Reply #18 on:** July 23, 2006, 03:08:06 PM »

Does the instruction manual come in a roll? When you are done playing, you'd better put this bass down in case a girl will be playing it next! Does one condition the fingerboard with toilette water? And speaking of fingerboard, you'd better wash your hands when you finish playing this one! As for all you pros, with a bass like this you could really wipe out the competition. Of course if you are of the Moslem faith, you'll have to play it left-handed. On the bright side, no worries about how it balances as it will always be played while sitting. I hope I'm not being too cheeky, butt I couldn't resist! (rimshot)

Bill, tgo

rraymond · « **Reply #19 on:** July 23, 2006, 03:34:34 PM »

All this thread needs now is canned laughter!

richbass939 · « **Reply #20 on:** July 23, 2006, 04:34:20 PM »

There's more potty/poopoo humor in this thread than first grade recess. We need one of these every now and then.
Rich

olieoliver · « **Reply #21 on:** July 23, 2006, 05:43:35 PM »

I agree Rich, we need one like this to keep our sense of humor regular.

olieoliver · « **Reply #22 on:** July 23, 2006, 05:47:24 PM »

Hi Bill. I knew you couldn't resist this one.
This bass can be your number 1 bass but is better suited as a number 2.

flaxattack · « **Reply #23 on:** July 23, 2006, 09:25:11 PM »

let me float this one......
is this the bass where the runs are acceptable to the lead guitar?

lidon2001 · « **Reply #24 on:** July 23, 2006, 10:32:26 PM »

Looks like this bass was created for a bum.

bigredbass · « **Reply #25 on:** July 23, 2006, 11:08:16 PM »

These Fender Custom Shop MasterBuilts . . . boy, is THIS one a Closet Classic!

J o e y

lowlife · « **Reply #26 on:** July 24, 2006, 04:42:06 AM »

I'd own a bass like this if I wanted to get a little behind in my music.

Ellery (Lowlife)

FC Bass · « **Reply #27 on:** July 24, 2006, 04:52:17 AM »

I guess this is THE bass to play Tom Green's Bum Bum song with!
My bum is on the strings, my bum is on the strings. I hope none will break 'cause that would surely give me wings!
Cheers!
F.C.

FC Bass · « **Reply #28 on:** July 24, 2006, 04:55:35 AM »

... and it would be wise to install one of those Rickenbacker(?) string retainers.... for obvious reasons

lbpesq · « **Reply #29 on:** July 24, 2006, 01:27:09 PM »

Joey:

I believe, technically, it is a Water Closet Classic!

Bill, tgo